frases geeks

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.- Unknown

My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they’re like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I’ll trade this but not my charizard.- Unknown

Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”- Unknown

If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0- T-Shirt

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d- T-shirt

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.- Unknown

I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly- T-Shirt

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code- Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.- Unknown

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you- Unknown

People say that if you play Microsoft CD’s backwards, you hear satanic things, but that’s nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.-Unknown

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.- Unknown

The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.- Unknown

C://dosC://dos.runrun.dos.run-Unknown

In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?-Unknown

The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts “OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!”-Unknown

Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.-Unknown

Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.-Unknown

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.-Unknown

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.-Unknown

Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.-Unknown

Who needs friends? My PC is user-friendly.-Unknown

Who needs the library? I’ve got Google!-Unknown

Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly.-Unknown

Alcohol & calculus don’t mix. Never drink & derive.-Unknown

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.-Unknown

You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.-Unknown

If YouTube MySpace, I’ll Google your Yahoo!-Unknown

A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.-Unknown

Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there’s Google.-Unknown

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.-Unknown

To err is human… to really foul up requires the root password.-Unknown